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It's time for The Muppet Show,
with our guest star

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Miss Juliet Prowse.

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I want to tell a joke tonight.

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You guys... You will love this one.
These two...

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Miss Juliet Prowse!

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Thank you very much. Another great show, folks.

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Tonight we have a visit from one of the best
the dancers of the world,

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the outstanding Miss Juliet Prowse.

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And not only that, but we also have
"Mahna Mahna",

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now what does that mean.

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Hello? OK, one moment.

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It's for you.

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The question is, what is a "Mahna Mahna"?

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The question is, who cares?

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Think about this, you guys.

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Boss, Muppy and I want to talk to you

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about our performance tonight.

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Scooter, you're not performing tonight.

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My uncle who owns the theater,
invented this performance.

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Tell us about your performance tonight.

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It is called “Simon Smith
and the dancing dog".

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Yes, I sing the song,

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and Muppy does this sugary dance.

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That sounds silly, says the frog
with artistic discretion.

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My uncle thinks...

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That sounds great, says the frog
a will to live.

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- Yes, that's great. He will love it.
-Absolutely.

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I think Muppy is the cutest
the dog I know about.

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He believes himself to be a murderer.

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Let me go!

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Stupid dog. I'm on stage. Gosh!

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Since I'm here, let me

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introducing The Muppet Shows
own artist,

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Gonzo!

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Thank you very much!

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Tonight, dear audience,

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shall I eat this rubber tire again
the song "The Flight of the Bumblebee".

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Music, Maestro.

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- He does it. He eats a tire.
-Fantastic!

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-Amazing!
-Boring!

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Another failed performance for Gonzo.

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Bad guys!

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What do they know about art?

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Kermit, Muppy will say
sorry he bit you.

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- So?
- He is very grateful

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for you to let him perform.

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So nice.

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He wants his own wardrobe
and to be the main star.

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What? Who does he think he is?

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Uncle's favorite.

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Hello, Miss Prowse. Is everything alright?

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-Anything to complain about?
- No, absolutely not.

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But I have never shared a wardrobe

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with someone eating tires.

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Gonzo was going to use the alley.

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Now I must introduce you.

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You look amazing!

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He is nice to be a frog.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the wonderful Miss Juliet Prowse.

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She disappeared. How did she do it?

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Such as this.

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Yes, certainly so.

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You dance so beautifully.

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I feel my legs hovering over the floor.

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They do it. They stand on mine.

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Do you like Shakespeare better than Bacon?

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I like anything better than bacon.

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Can I smoke?

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If you must.

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Thanks.

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The smoke doesn't bother you, does it?

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Where's the boss!

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Now I want to

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present my version

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of one of the best songs of our time.

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The popular classic,
"You and Me and George".

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"But why", you ask,

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I have never heard
about this amazing song before?

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The fact is that no one has heard of
this popular classic.

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In only recording sold
"You and I and George" two copies.

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I bought one and George bought one.

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where were you

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My own mother turns off her hearing aid
when i sing this song.

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That performance was beautiful, Juliet.

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Thank you so much, Kermit.

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I'm so happy to be
here with you and the Muppets.

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Did you know I never spoke
with a frog before?

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Well, we're just like everyone else.
Maybe a little more bouncy.

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But we have hope and we also dream.

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So? What do you dream about?

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Well, you might think I am
on a berry tour by the lily pond,

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but as a tadpole I wanted to be a dancer.

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But as they say:

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The first thing on the frog is the legs.

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That's what they say.

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So funny, I didn't know
frogs had a good sense of humor.

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Well, we must have a good sense of humor.

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A frog with a bad sense of humor
is just a green blob.

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No.

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We just have to face it, Julie.

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An ordinary frog is not so pretty to look at.

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I think you are quite attractive.

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Really?

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You don't say that because you're a guest?

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Of course not.

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I think you're Robert Redford
among the frogs.

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Did you hear that?

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Juliet Prowse I think I look like
Robert Redford.

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Feel free to come back on the show.

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Have you ever kissed Robert Redford?

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No, I haven't.

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Well, how about…

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...kissing the next best thing?

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Are you saying Paul Newman is here?

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I mean me
Robert Redford of Frog Kingdom.

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Of course.

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More!

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Less!

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-OK, get ready for the Western skit.
-Hey, Kermit.

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Does this sound like John Wayne?

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Can you go on stage, Fozzie?

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Hey, Kermit.

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Now that Muppy performs
The "Simon Smith" number,

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Does he have another suggestion.

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I have given him
his own wardrobe, what more could he want?

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It's about the name of the show. See here.

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MUPPY SHOW

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The Muppy Show?

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's cowboy time.

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I played the parlor piano
in Slangebyen for three years.

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The roughest city in the West.

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We had some mean customers.

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Howdy, Rowlf.

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Hello, Miss Kitty.

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They were tough.

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After three years I thought
that I had seen everything.

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I had seen the Clanton brothers,
The Younger brothers, the James brothers.

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Not least the Osmond brothers.

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But when Kid Fozzie arrived in town,
I knew I hadn't seen anything.

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Okay, everyone. Down on the floor.

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Excuse me?

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Down on the floor. This is a robbery.

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You are confused. You don't have a weapon.

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It's pickles.

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That's right. There he is,
the fastest pickle in the West.

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Does he have a certificate to carry
the pickles?

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When you get shot with pickles
up close, do you get garlic sores?

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OK, you asked for it.

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Sorry, I didn't know that
the pickles were loaded.

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Here's your money.

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OK, don't move, I've got you now.

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Put down the pickles.

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OK.

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I don't need guns to beat you.

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I'll take you with my knife.

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Stop with those vegetables.

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You shouldn't have done that.

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I'm a desperate bear,
ready for desperate measures.

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Oh, no!

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- It's an apple!
-Don't say that...

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Yes. The fuse is lit.

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Is the fuse lit?

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And so it was then
Kid Fozzie came to town.

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That's one of the reasons why I think
The Muppets are weird.

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Why that?

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They think explosions are fun.

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-Yes.
-Explosions are not fun.

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Although some of them are quite funny.

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Juliet, what has one eye, sharp teeth,
and is long and hairy.

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- I don't know.
- But you're wearing it.

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Hello, friend.

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Muppy, Scooter, it's your turn.

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- It doesn't help, Kermit.
-What?

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Muppy doesn't go on stage
if you don't change the name of the show.

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He has locked himself in the dressing room
and does not come out.

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But the "Simon Smith" number stands for turn.

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I know that.

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-What are we going to do?
-Kermit?

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Why am I not performing this week?

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Congratulations, Fozzie,
you will be performing this week.

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Sometimes I am very persuasive.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, “Simon Smith
and the dancing... bear".

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Together! Yes!

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Oh, yes!

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Waldorf, I was wondering if you…

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I need to get new batteries
to my hearing aid.

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I fool him every time!

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OK, Muppet Glee Club, to the stage!

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Muppet Glee Club. OK.

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All in position. OK. Is everyone ready?

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Muppet Glee Club.

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One and two and...

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Wait, something is wrong here.

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I think it was beautiful.

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You wave that stick fabulously.

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When it comes to waving sticks,
is Kermit the best.

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Thank you very much.
I appreciate the kind words,

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but I want to make a point
that this is a singing club.

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Yes, that's what's on the cards.

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So when I wave this stick so fine,
I would like to hear something.

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We didn't understand that.

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OK. Now we try one more time.
Muppet Glee Club.

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One and two and...

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Wait. Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. Stop.

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What can I say?

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Excuse me, but to me it sounds

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maybe look better
if everyone sings the same song!

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I love it!

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So wild!

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- The frog is a genius.
-And very sweet too.

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It doesn't matter which song,

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as long as everyone agrees on the same song.

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- OK.
-Okay?

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Does anyone have a favorite song?

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Yes!

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Which song?

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"Temptation"!

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When everyone agrees,

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the Muppet Glee Club will now sing
his version of "Temptation".

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Piggy, dear?

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You can sing solo.

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Yes, dear.

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- Then we begin.
- I love him.

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Muppet Glee Club, "Temptation".

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One and two and...

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Juliet, so wonderful
it has been with you on the show.

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Kermit, I had a blast.

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And to show our appreciation,

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have we made your own Muppet.

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So nice.

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I know you'd rather have money.

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No, Kermit, this is absolutely fantastic.

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Can I come home with you?

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Of course.

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Not as pretty as you, but...

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Thank you so much, Kermit.

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Thank you very much. And thanks to the audience.

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See you next time on The Muppet Show.

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Well, what do you think?

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Better than sitting at home watching TV.